Esto tiene su coña. Es un blog donde la autora escribe las frases que dice su marido mientras duerme. Una mina, en serio
"Elephant trunks should be used for elephant things only. Nothing else."
"Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for."
"Peeing standing up rules!"
"Flap's on fire. Your flap's on fire! Chilli in the vagiiiiina. I'm a bad bad boy."
"Of course the zombie loved me. She gave me her heart. Mmmmm-hmmm. And her hand in marriage."
"Hey I know you, but I don't like your face. Take it off... That's much better, much better."
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"Being in the same room with you makes me want to suck the pus out of a rancid nasty rectum."
"Vegetarians will be the first to go. That's my plan. Vegans haven't got a hope. 'I eat air, I'm so healthy...' Bollocks!"
No, te he dicho que no, pues porque no me da la gana, mira no tengo explicarte las cosas, y punto, cuando seas taza comeras dos perros